Patricia's Post-Cycle Body

This is an estimate of what Patricia will look like when she returns from her cross-Canada bike ride:

Patricia's expected body in 2 months

She will come back looking like a well cooked goat.

Patricia- Shauna told me to tell you that you're unimaginably unattractive and she's glad that she's the new (much more attractive, and improved) face of parking. I also think you should warn your friend that her MOH is coming back looking like a Kenyan goat. word.

That is all.

Publish Post

Patricia Looks Like An Angry Hag

Hello all (and by all I mean Jessie, Patricia and Shauna- my sole blog readers)

This first post is intended to remind everyone just how unattractive Patricia is. Although she has been absent from our lives as she cycles her way across Canada with her far more attractive boyfriend, we must not forget that Patricia looks like a hag.

Today we must reflect on the appearance of Patricia and thank baby Jesus that we do not look like her. Refer to the pictures of the 'goats' on Patricia's blog and be aware that these are in fact photos of Patricia along her biking route. You can see a picture of Patricia here:



That is all.