I would like to congratulate Patricia on hoodwinking yet another educational institution into accepting her to one of their programs. Humber College is the new sucker, as she will be working (I use that term lightly) through the Public Relations program.
Congratulations Patricia in hiding your illiteracy yet again! I'm so happy and proud of you! Hopefully Humber won't figure out that you're illiterate and ugly and ban you from campus.
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| This is what Humber Accepted |
Let Patricia's miracle acceptance remind you that anything is possible (even if you're ugly).
That is all.