Today I would like to highlight some of the upgrades the Parking Department has made. Not only has the department been working on upgrading its system, the office has upgraded its staff. The office has replaced Patricia with a much more attractive individual to work at the front counter. The face of parking has improved!! Shauna is a second year political science student with ginger hair (we won't hold that against her). She enjoys stalking people and yelling.You can see her here:
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| L: Patricia R: Shauna |
I would also like to point out that Patricia has lost her mind, and how requires enormous road signs to remind her what her name is. I attribute (some) of Patricia's insanity to the fact that Chris is not feeding her, and abusing her incorrectly...Chris doesn't have the same skills as I do. So if you're worried about Patricia, send her a can of beans and a baseball bat.
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| The results of starvation and abuse |
I miss Heinous Face, and hopes she picks up the pace and gets home soon.
That is all.
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