Thank the Lord Baby Jesus for Bailers

Today I got the some delightful news- Patricia's terrible attitude and lack of will to continue her bike trip across Canada brought her home!!! She bailed. YAY! Although I am sad I will not be receiving postcards from every province, I am happy to have someone in my life who I can abuse and not run the risk of legal implications.

I have not seen my hag-friend yet, although I suspect she looks like some medium-rare meat.

What I suspect Patricia looks like

She didn't make it all the way across Canada, so I doubt she looks like an overcooked goat. However the amount of time she spent outside most likely resulted in her looking like an undercooked cow.

Despite Patricia's unattractiveness, and lack of perseverance I would like to congratulate her for making it as far as she did across Canada without dying. I had suspected that Chris would abuse her, she would run out of food and she would end up on the side of the road being eaten by her fellow goat colony. Making it to Regina on a bike is impressive- especially when you do it with a bag on your head to shield passers-by from your face.

On another note, I would like to advise everyone not to spend $4 on a frappe latte of any flavour from TCBY. They're not worth it. Only do it if you have a two-for-one coupon and a friend to share it with. The friend makes up for the unimpressive beverage.

That is all.