Ugly Troll Update: Patricia Is Getting Married

Patricia on her wedding day

'What a beautiful bridesmaid!' is what everyone will be saying about me after they get over the initial shock of Patricia. Never before in history has a makeup artist and photographer had such a difficult task ahead of them. Can they make Patricia appear to look like a  bloated, shriveled hillbilly corpse recovered from a crocodile swamp, rather than the ugly hag that she currently looks like? Only baby Jesus can answer that question. Apparently the world will also find out if miracles really happen on Patty's wedding day too.

Patricia and I have already discussed many details about her upcoming nuptials such as the type of bag she wants to wear on her head as well as what dumpster she wants to hold her ceremony behind. It's all very exciting!!

Congratulations Patricia and Chris!